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I’ve Come to a Conclusion




Ice and Lightning both suck, are disgusting cheaters, filthy liars, completely devoid of morals concerning dominance, and generally nasty flights that no decent person should want any part of.

All hail the Windsinger.

It’s all true. I’ve been playing the game since it first opened last year, and I have to say it’s all completely true. Of course, that’s exactly why I like my awesomest IRL bros xenianth and xenoviel in Lightning, and my sister in Ice. Because they’re morally bankrupt, cheating liars, and it makes my life so much more interesting! 

But Wind can go away, including my partner. Hell, because of my partner, how could you even accept him into your ranks, gross and cooties

You know how in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope Ben Kenobi tells Luke “Mos Eisley Spaceport, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy?” The actual line was “Ice and Lightning Flights, you will never find more wretched hives of scum and villainy” but they changed it in post because Illuminati, I think.

This is obviously true, you can take it on my word as a morally bankrupt lying cheater.

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